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What Does Adam Sandler Have Against Cauliflower Ear?

What Does Adam Sandler Have Against Cauliflower Ear?


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Cauliflower ear. Everyone is aware of the condition, but do you know how it happens? Trauma to the ear causes a lack of blood flow to the injured area. And, according to the all-knowing Web MD, “when blood flow is blocked, the affected cartilage in the ear may die and, without the supportive tissue, fold in on itself. Scar tissue may form, contributing to a swollen and deformed look.”

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To some, this is a badge of honor. Wearing your cauliflower ear proudly shows that you’ve put in some serious work on the mats. To many BJJ players, this deformity is not a deformity at all. It’s a rite of passage. You now stand among the world elite. Your cauliflower ear uniting you with the likes of BJ “The Prodigy” Penn, Garry “The Lion Killer” Tonon, and Frankie“The Answer” Edgar.

After pouring your heart, soul, and ear cartilage into your BJJ practice, Adam freakin’ Sandler has the gall to make an ear worm of a song about it. “UFC Ears” is the funny man’s ode to the condition. It’s funny, but not that funny.

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The line from the song “cries himself to sleep he’s got UFC ears” makes us wonder, if Sandler ever had the experience on the mats that leads to cauliflower ear, would he still think it looks so ugly? One man’s deformity is another man’s battle scar.

Either way, come check it out Sandler. Join the club and THEN you can sing about it!

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